They laughed at my lobster costume. I laughed when I boiled them in hot water!
but, ai don't fink you is dat silly... snicker
no dat 1 iz 4 teh kitteh...
Oh yeah! That may be the best lookin' blender of frozen Margaritas I've ever seen. Okay, let's get this rim salted & you can pour that delicious concoction of Mexican merriment right on in, baby!
Dis iz now a dog baf no mor birddies
baff tiem isn't dat bad!
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