fine u kan has cookie.
ai dunt fink roompahz r 2 b trustd!
We need to talk. The dark side has offered me cookies. I expect you to offer prime rib.
teh dark said dusnt pway fair!
Share? uh, no habla ingles.
w8t u speek spanish???
Am I ded? Cus I think Im in dog heaven.
OMG wer am ai?