fine u kan has cookie.

We need to talk. The dark side has offered me cookies. I expect you to offer prime rib.

teh dark said dusnt pway fair!

Am I ded? Cus I think Im in dog heaven.

OMG wer am ai?

Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.

aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!

Momm! Ai did virus skan an dat pesky LOL Cat pop up agin. If ai gib it a cookie will it go away?

jus get rid ob all dos stoopid kitteh pics!

BEST BLANKET EVAR.

wat happnd wen u woke up?