Of course that character isn't based on you you aren't interesting enough.
where shud ai put in da plot twistz?
Well here's your problem-there's a puppy eatin' your USB port
trufully, ai r confuzzed.
Laptop? Iz it.
ai just kan't stop!!
I'm talkin to dat hot poodle nxt door
usually we video chat...
sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?
uh oh... u r in troublez!