Laptop? Iz it.
ai just kan't stop!!
I'm talkin to dat hot poodle nxt door
usually we video chat...
sigh I suppose this means you'll be activating the Parental Lock Out System...?
uh oh... u r in troublez!
If you don't want me to shop online, you really shouldn't use my name as all your passwords.
ai haz been luking 4 all dis stuff 4 so long!
waitz... letz me respondz to my twitterz furst