Monday morning before coffee.
dunt tell meh we ran owt!
I think I need another cup of coffee. I'm still draggin' a little bit. Just can't seem to get movin' today.
aim useles wiffout mai kofee.
What do you mean there's no coffee??
ai kud yoos a pupocinno!
You need coffee. You just left the baby in my crate.
dis callz 4 a latte emergency!
ai needz da caffeine so ai can habs energee 2 chase da skwirrls!
I am ur daily pupaccino.
u bettur nawt hav made it wif dat icky stuff!
Human Impression it's like ur one of dem!!!
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