u kant hab 2 much coffee!
gettin owt ob bed is so tuff.
Monday morning before coffee.
dunt tell meh we ran owt!
I think I need another cup of coffee. I'm still draggin' a little bit. Just can't seem to get movin' today.
aim useles wiffout mai kofee.
WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED AGAIN I SEE!
SHUT UP, AND GET ME SOME COFFEE!
sry wer all outta koffee.
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