Only lol life scum like you would do this to meh

Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.

hay! howd u git in heer?!

Pugs. Not Drugs.

I'd like to see that cat try & cross the yard right now! Got me my red weater on for patrollin' today!

it didnt go ober so well last tiem...

I find your lack of good taste disturbing.

u du dis awl da tiem!

Even teh noo puppeh isn't sure about Aunt Bertha's choice of clothing today.

she duzzin't realize she luks bad...

i would lol but i found your statement unamusing

srsly, ur nawt eben funnie.