ai luv goggie complimentz!

This dog has earned my respect.

No want to be a 'treiber, they run too much. But, I can be an owl! Mam says I'm a hoot!

stand up komedie mite b ur kallin'!

Sofa King Layzeee

lazy gets us at da silliest ob tiems!

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If you don't want me to shop online, you really shouldn't use my name as all your passwords.

ai haz been luking 4 all dis stuff 4 so long!