yay for Krimmas!!!

Dis area had bettur be full come teh 25th

Krimmas came earlee 4 meh dis year!

Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?

i be gibing kisses owt .. ..dis missiletow rite?

werks 4 meh! lay wun on meh!

We don't need a tree. I'm pretty lit up as is.

aw man, u got dat rite!

in soviet russia.... x-mas tree decorate u...

we knows da feelin'!