ur takin dis way 2 far...
c'mon b owr jingle dog!
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Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz
eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
SHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IM HIDING FOR WHEN SANTA COMES
ui noez, santa haz his minyuns lookin owt 4 him...
no need 2 put dem upz! ai just stay down heer!
I realize I'm the light of your life, but this is goin' too far!
juss luk at dis in a differnt wai!
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