Come my hoomun, We have work to do
we habs 2 werk 4 justice!
Yoga pose of the day: Upward facing pupeh
dis wun iz nekst!
Mmmmmm! I smells Tanksgibbin turkey!
ai lubs turkey dai!
Someone just saw what you did with your boyfriend and they do not approve
totawy indeescent and bad!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
I do love the smell of freshly cut grass
yard werk iz gud exercize!
Now that I've adopted you let's get a few things straight before we get home human...
u will neber be lonlee again!