I used to have hair But then I did too much physics

SCIENCE IZ AWSUMZ!!

i speek in tungs

but, it's not very useful!

ALBARK EINSTEIN DISCUSSES RELATIVITY

he iz werkin wif dis goggie on very important sciences!

laf all uz wants, but i swear! itz the newest thing in PARIS

odder goggies have excellentstylez, 2!

Yoda is a Chihuahua Chinese Crested mix who was rescued by his lubbly human and crowned the very ugliest dog! Way to make it work for yoy, Yoda!

u meen u wil neber haz hair? neber eber? an den ur hoomins put dat purpil fingy on u? oh dood...das messd up...