they spaded me... ...so I adopted their litter of one.
dis sertanlee b lubs!
Ninja tip #5: BLEND IN!!
ai am stillz in traynings, akshully.
When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???
ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...
Iz mine all mine!
we iz gunna share eberyfing 2gedur!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Teh littl hooman It has flavur
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