ai iz diztingwishd... eben in dis coshchume!
ai do luk rilly gud, no mattur whut ai wear!
PENS TOO MAINSTREAM
even dogs are becoming hipsters... what's next?!
I bet you're wondering why i has called u here
ai has a verry important fing to discuss wif u.
anyone for pizza
but, ai am ons a diet!
See? doze iz mai wizdom teefz- it meenz ai smarter den u!!!
must praktis propur oral hi-geen to keep does smart teef!
tru storee, bro!