What? Cheezburger.com was down. This was the only way I could stay entertained.
itz so hard 2 b gud wen aim bored...
Were going to have to inspect that cheezburger your eating.
dis seemz 2 b a bery populr job 4 goggiez.
When i said, "make me a cheezburger." i didn't mean it literally!
o did u want me 2 maek u a hotdog?
Okay, cat. This is yer third n last wish. Make it count! An don't just keep sayin "cheezburgerz", cuz I heard dat one twice alreddy!
wow! kan i hab a fairy dog momma 2?