don't be pessimistic! at leest u iz nawt wun ob dees peepuls!
furst one ai got wux defektiv!
I has one big mac pls.
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO! I RAN OVER CHEEZBARGER!
Teh Kittehs said ther was cheeseburger on meh nose... ... i Got lied to Didnt i.