It's perfectly fine to be crazy & lazy all at the same time.
sum ob us r just krazee...
Found my happy place.
mai happyness luks liek dis.
Happy Chinese Crested Week ebbrybuddy! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
Why, yez. I DO cares to sees da wine list!
ai needs a gud dwink nao...
sumtyms i sits and finks ovve timez i juss sits.
sumtiemz ai 4get whut ai am finking abowtz....
At dys tym uf yeer Ai is fankful for mah foreber hoam. An mah foreber chayr. Uken haz teh floor.
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
No, I'm quite sure YOU'RE mistaken. I am certain this is MY chair.
u noez da roolz, mistur!