i want u to no i luvs u
ai wantz 2 tell u in awl da possibul waiz!
HEY! Yoo rinsded awf all teh gud stuff!
Aiz a plummerbutt prebenshun goggie.
DE CONE OB SHAME AND UNNERWEARS?? OH, DEH SHAME OB IT ALL. . .
and dey call it puppy luff
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