Kitteh tawks abowt toliet papr war. Ai nedes sum ammo.
can you prez the snooz button?
QWICK, GET DEH SHOBLE!
911 - What's your emergency? Your cat is stuck in a tree? I recommond a shotgun...
Dey iz celebraytin teh fwendshipz ober in kittehland too!
DON'T EVEN ASK (code for "it was the cat")
U put teh Cat owt? I dint eben noez he wuz awn fier.