911 - What's your emergency? Your cat is stuck in a tree? I recommond a shotgun...
Dey iz celebraytin teh fwendshipz ober in kittehland too!
DON'T EVEN ASK (code for "it was the cat")
U put teh Cat owt? I dint eben noez he wuz awn fier.
So, what you're telling me is that we're getting a cat. Super.
dis blanket slobbier than expected
Das odd....tastes liek chikun...