Feline Alarm System Activation.... why it is hard to sneak up on a cat
Thunder is scary to us! Can we sleep wif u?
upstayrz kitteh, downstayrz gog hav reechd undurstandingz.
Schrodinger's cat is off today.
Catfish? Wut kind uv weird mootant aminul iz dat? Hao dey mayk a haff fish n haff cat?
what iz youz talkin bout? cat izn't gone...i iz cat...
Only security cam photo of sparky before he and his toy went missing last year