Sure, I'll play catch! Where's the cat?
Five bucks says she plays "Waltzing Matilda" on the spoons again. Dear god no.
Roll of shredded toilet paper: $0.89 Beggin Strips "bait" planted in bathroom: $1.29 Goggie gettin blamed: Priceless Don't laff... do NOT laff...
Oscar ruined everything by showing up to the "Dog is Gone" party.
How long do you think she's gonna make us stay out here? You're the one who butt-scooted on the carpet! All I did was ask politely for a bite of her tuna sammich... ...30 or 40 times...
Y U NO BELEEV ME? It was teh kitteh!!1!