By the prickling in my thumbs, something wicked this way com---- Oh crap, it's here already, isn't it???
I wuv yoo... Do you wuv me?
Kitteh tawks abowt toliet papr war. Ai nedes sum ammo.
can you prez the snooz button?
QWICK, GET DEH SHOBLE!
911 - What's your emergency? Your cat is stuck in a tree? I recommond a shotgun...
Dey iz celebraytin teh fwendshipz ober in kittehland too!