Iz feelin' sad Coz Carl Sagan said no apple pie until inventz universe!
don't worrie! dere is sum pie ober... oh nevermynd...
Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz
eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!
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