I swear the dog park is around here somewhere.

y r u teh 1 dribing???

I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.

n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.

Could we have 3 BLT's please... hold the lettuce, the tomato and the bread So basically just bacon...LOTS AND LOTS OF BACON!

teh "b" iz mai favrit part!

YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.

ok so ur rly stoopid but nawt dis stoopid.

Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?

u shud trai a seetbelt.