speshully wen der iz gurl puppies around...

dey shud jus let me drib insted.

hoominz dunt seem 2 understand, ai hab dis prob all teh tiem!

dat isnt funneh how cud u trik us?

I'll shpit out your shellphone when we shtop!

Friends don't let friends text and drive.

whatvr et iz et kan w8t!

You may as well surrender the window seat, kid. I can do this all day.

sry ai kant control mai napz.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.

dats gr8t! now we jus gotta find a parkin spawt!