Talk to da butt: da ears ain't listenin'.
yea u kan taek any complaintz 2 mai butt.
Note to self: Do NOT drag butt on pier. Splinters took forever to get out last time.
b kareful, splntrz r not fun.
And you thought YOUR monday was bad.
mondays are not fun at awl!
How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?
ai tried 2 deny it a furst...
Howl at THIS Moon Fellerz.
but u sayd 'no way' last week!
Nuffin better than sleepin' cheek to cheek.
juss be karful in dat direkshun!
Wow! You really CAN hear the ocean! ..Wait, I hear a foghorn comin'....
b karful! foghorns can be smelliez!
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