wut? to catch the cheezburger, i must be the cheezburger!

duz dis aktully wurk?

Marco!

Polo!

splishy splashy!

The political ads have gone to the dogs and the dogs have tuned out.

we need sum goggie politishunz!

That's the last time I am trusting that cat when he says "Here...eat this...it's good."

i kno how u kan get bak at him...

Your alarm clock will not be bothering us again.

mai alarm clok iz furry n cyoot!

I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.

n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.

Sorry, but I don't do cute before 7 am.

y hab u awaken meh?