scuze me. i fink thers somefing missing from my ham sammich. and its nawt mustard.
wait how kum u getz a sammich???
You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.
u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.
I don't think dis iz a dounut.
and ur b rait!
NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID I WAS AN UPPER CRUST PURE BRED!
duz teh bread of a goggie rly mattr?
I'm a well bread dog, but not a pure bread dog.
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