dunt b a soar loozer!
BOBBY! YOU CAME BACKK!!! LEMME GIVE YOU A SLOBER!!
ai kno wat u need!
They can't punish us for peeing on the carpet if they can't catch us!
humans are very easy to train. you just sit straight, hold up a paw, and they'll soon learn that is the signal to give you a little treat.
u kan teech hoominz all sort ob triks!
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