Tey sed i could become anyting i wanted So i became FANCY

fancy iz da wai 2 be!

Fank you for the invite to A Boston tea party

where shall u liek to hab ur tea?

I'm a dog now. Dogs are cool.

no, u r cool!

I doez Dr Who impreshunz I haz bow tie nao

twust meh. ai am a doktur!

I'm contacting the shelter. It's obvious there has been a mix-up, and I was adopted by some really common people. So far there has been a distinct lack of steak; the water in my bowl is anything but sparkling, and worst of all- there is a cat on the premises!

da prezident ob teh fancy dog society will heer ob dis!