ai will hypnotaiz u!!!

The new dog really creeps me out.

dun laff, r u shur dats nawt a goggie?

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

dreemz kan cum tru!

Plz spay & nootur ur undies and sox - or dis cud be ur bed!

plz help doze in need!

We need to talk. The dark side has offered me cookies. I expect you to offer prime rib.

teh dark said dusnt pway fair!