We don't know about your turkey... but your goose is cooked.
don't try anyfing at awl!
skuze us sir, we iz bizzy!
It's ok. Those doggies are just jealous 'cuz they don't have a kitty to protect them...
it'z a vewy rare fing indeed!
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