Not comin out til all the stoopit goes away
ai am sumtiems left wif kwestshuns abowt hoomans...
You go I take warm spot!
ai lubs it when itz warm!
Hi Dad! Mom sed I cud sleep on yor syde tonite! I got Measlmumpflu! I contagus!
no, ai am totally serweus, dad!
Go away Mr. Gecko, I'm already covered.
r shure u is not inturested in da sabings?
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