I'm on a diet...
itz not as bad as my cuzzin maeks it owt to b!
Am redi to helps wif turkee dai dishuz.
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Iz mor comfortabul dan it luks
ai will jus flopz down n-e-wherez!
I want to chew my bone but I have to wear a cone. My daddy is so nice he put it in a vise!
da cone of shame nawt so bad 4 u!
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