plz let meh in 4 cuddlez!

Awlso Dominoz LAST evr peetza delivry dawg... becuz custumrs notis stuffz liek missin' toppingz and slobbr.

goggies cant b trustd arund pizza.

Today is National High Five Day. We hope you enjoy it and celebrate by giving lots of high fives to your human and canine friends alike!

You did what in the water!? -Labrador

Dis is mai Adopshun face!

if u wantz a goggie, u shud adopt frum a sheltur!

invisaubl icecwem bwain fweeeeeeze

don't feel so gudz nao...