Not time tu explane come with mi
itz an emergencee!
I'm REALLY Beggin' ya! Get her a teething ring, a pacifier - SOMETHING! Eventually, my patience WILL run out!
she sure doez lub u, don't she?
Everything tastes better with Cool Whip Bones, mailman, meter reader-it's all good
u shud put da whipped creem on dees!
Das odd....tastes liek chikun...
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