He didn't mean to pee pee on the carpet. He's still learning. I'll have a talk with him.
Eh, BITE MEH!
trai 2 talk 2 him bout teh smart mouthin' 2!
I could just say the obvious "You're pulling my leg". But then you'd probably say "Bite me".
iz dat wat dey're doin?
Bite me, kitteh! You don't own it!
u shure 'bowt dat?
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