HALP! I is turnin old
ai rememburr mai yoof...
Happy Rottweiler week ebbryone! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
IZ NOT BRIFDAY CAK IZ DOG
no wittle goggie, 2dai is ur berfdai!
AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO...
don't cry! u noe why u gets da partay, rite...?
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!
u noes wut da best part abowt birfdayz is, rite?
Hey! I can helpz you wif dat cake!
it wuz missin' da spesshul ingredient!!