If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!
u noes wut da best part abowt birfdayz is, rite?
Hey! I can helpz you wif dat cake!
it wuz missin' da spesshul ingredient!!
Iz warning yus not to open till berfday
itz not ezactly what ai wuz hoping 4...
ebbryone lubs cake!
See moar movin' pitchers at Señor Gif!
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