Roses are grey, violets are grey LOL! I'm a dog.

eberyone knoes dat ai nawt knoe whut red iz!

Everyday I'm SNUGGLIN'

mai fwend is more importunt den reputayshun!

Narcolepsy. I fink I haz it.

sumtiems ai fink i wud radder b asweep!

Last time I put mai muneez in dat gumball muchine!

u get used 2 it, ai pwomise!

Stupid Wardrobe I'm in Narnia, again.

ai haz different wai 2 get 2 Narnia.

Bee sthung mah thung. Thee?

u paniked didn't u?

Moar-tiny pweeze Shakn, not sturrd...

oh mai dat sownds dewishus!