Roses are grey, violets are grey LOL! I'm a dog.
eberyone knoes dat ai nawt knoe whut red iz!
Everyday I'm SNUGGLIN'
mai fwend is more importunt den reputayshun!
Narcolepsy. I fink I haz it.
sumtiems ai fink i wud radder b asweep!
Last time I put mai muneez in dat gumball muchine!
u get used 2 it, ai pwomise!
Stupid Wardrobe I'm in Narnia, again.
ai haz different wai 2 get 2 Narnia.
Bee sthung mah thung. Thee?
u paniked didn't u?
Moar-tiny pweeze Shakn, not sturrd...
oh mai dat sownds dewishus!
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