Doan beleef dem. Santy Pawz duz exist.
but, dey sayd he wuzzint fur reelz!
Some of us LIKE to be hounded.
ai lubs goggies so vewwy much!
It was a tough job being the center of attention... but someone had to do it
dis is jus liek habing a job!
I dont always read but when I do, I read pictures.
heers a gud pikshure book 4 u!
eyes up here buddy!
u r juss sew byootiful!
I has da Pinot Grigio, Pwease
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
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well, u noez whut dey awlwayz seys...