goggy has bad dreams I make dem bedder
u is a nicer kitteh den da one ai got!
I mustache you a question But I'll shave it for later
ai habs da ansurr!
After five previous fails, Scruffy finally passed his driving test
let's go kroozin!
There is a hotdog grilling about fifteen miles that way.
u shure dis iz da playc wif da hotdogs??
Srs dog is quite srs. Srsly.
u iz moar srs dan ur friend...
If pigs can fly dammit so can I
u noez wut ai alwayz says!
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