If pigs can fly dammit so can I
u noez wut ai alwayz says!
i ate some of that funny plant you have growin behind da house
nekst tiem u shud try to bake wif it!
I used to be an adventurer like you... until I took an arrow in the knee.
ai rememburr da gud ol' daiz!
eat all the kibblez!
uhm.. skuze meh mistur...
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
Frohe Weihnachten (Merry Christmas)
ai juss lurves krimmas!