i pleed teh fiff...
aksully, u need to fess up aifinkso!
Iz gonna miss all our good talks
welp, u noes meh. i don't say much yoosully.
ACTIVATE HAPPY DOG HAPPY DOG IS ACTIVATED!!!
STOP! Hammer Time!
opps! ai fink ai did it rong...
oooh! leftover bacon from this morning! i'm sure Uncle Max won't mind!
it's for medical purposes! i promise!
OMG! My forever home has a yard, too!!!! I loves you guys... sniff
u habs 2 taeks gud kares ob it!
Sagan waz right! We r all starstuffz
eben tho Sagan wuz rite, u shood knos u iz juss in krimmas lites...
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