i haz a tired.
me 2! 2day waz a big day!
Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.
aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!
status update: hangin at home, being adorable.
nao gimme nomz or else!
Don't judge me. It's payin' my obedience school tuition.
keep goin! dunt b a bedeince skool drop out.
THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.
b kareful if u tempt teh beest!
"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."
i hab a bad feel bout dis...