The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.
did u sey dachshund?
It's a pillow, It's a pet - it's a Pillowpet!!!
sumptimz its teh owner dat has teh pillowz.
Have a happy Sundog everyone!
I've got da moves like Jagger!
sum goggies just gotta dance!
I DID NOT WANT!
des goggies kno dat feel.
Oh, this is "your" bed? I'm NOT moving.
u goggies rly need 2 lurn to share!!!
stop tryin to scur me!