You win Monday.

ai jus dun kare anymoar...

Dis happy goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!

They call me the couch whisperer

ai spent lawts ob tiem on da couch!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Ralph eventually passed out From his spray paint fumes

should hab gottin owt ob dere sooner!

Now DAT wuz a ferss klass belly wub...fanks, hoomin!

at furst u wuz so skary!

Let's pretend that my belly is a magic lantern. Just rub it . . . that's my first wish.

ai am loozing payshents!