You said i could have bacon later. It's later where's my bacon?
b polait, wer r ur mannerz?
WE'RE BEING STARVED ! We haven't eaten in like, 2 hours!
get of teh komputr n feed meh!
Can spot come out and pee on things?
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
Iz polite goggie. Plz to haz hotdog?