iz beena long week i deserve dis
mmmm, dis is delicious!!!
In dog beers... I've only had 1...
ai don't belebe u!
You got ID?
i haz mai ID and it's da rite tiem!
Hold my beer and watch this.
nah, changed mai mind!
Well, I woke up dis morning an I got myselfs a beer
u drinks liek a fishy!
If you need me, I'll just be watching the game.
mai frend is playing 2day, so ai gotta watch!