Dear Santa , I need a new bed !

a big wun, dat is uber comfy!

you look so peaceful in yur sleep

u woke meh 4 dis?

dere is monsta under mai bed me sweep wit u

dis iz how it will b in da mornin'... juss a warnin'!

Happy Bassest Hound week ebbrybody! We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 Cane Corso wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Corso ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

I iz in ur bed... Takin all teh comfees

do nawt distrub. plz. k. thx!