wen u dunt kno wat 2 do jus keep sleepin!
UGHH....Five More Minutes
stoopid alrm kloks...
My dog is really smart. He knows when he hears the word vet. Unfortunately, he's not that smart in choosing a hiding place.
yeea he needz a btr hidin pwace.
Sux to be you.
kittehz r so meen!
Your alarm clock will not be bothering us again.
mai alarm clok iz furry n cyoot!
If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.
i shud refink sum ob mai decisionz.
Why Grandma, what floppy ears you have.
da betta 2 heer u wif!
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