Ai sitz in here and ai farts and presto-chango! a jacuzi!
all teh kewl goggies r doin et!
wherez the wrubba duckies?
did he run way frum hoem?
Didju pik up mai faborit collar frum teh drykleeners? Coz ai wunna luk nice fur mai date!
r u goin on a blaind furst d8t?
"Two rubber duckies please."
rubbr duckiz r importnt part ob baff tiem!
Rinse, lather, recline, repeat...
goggies luv getting shampooed.
I wasn't stinky! Not stinky at all. It was PERFUME.
no u wer stinky!
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