But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!

it nawt smelld purty 2 you?

I can see why your sink is clogged

da kitteh neber gettin' it bak!

yur nawt . . . . . . cummin in wit meh?

ai iz finkin' bowt it!

I iz an elefunt elefunts dont need baths!

ur still gunna habs 2 taek a baff!

Not machine washable Dry Clean only, read the tag

dis nawt soundin' ok 2 meh aftur awl...