Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Baffs should be dis much fun.
u needz a safety vest!
But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!
it nawt smelld purty 2 you?
I can see why your sink is clogged
da kitteh neber gettin' it bak!
yur nawt . . . . . . cummin in wit meh?
ai iz finkin' bowt it!
I iz an elefunt elefunts dont need baths!
ur still gunna habs 2 taek a baff!
Not machine washable Dry Clean only, read the tag
dis nawt soundin' ok 2 meh aftur awl...