Seriously... You wouldn't like to re-consider this "It's not feeding time" thing again? And I urge you to choose carefully.
ok... ok... jus put dat bat down n u kan hab dis 1!
Day 37: The humans still think I'm a bat.
datz a preddy gud bat impreshun.
dis my 'preshun of a bat.
goggies lub to show off dere impreshun skillz!
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