Someone is at the door! How can you stay calm at a time like this?!
y u alwayz assumin teh door iz 4 u?
Do me a favour? Bark loudly, then chase yourself away. I'm busy napping and stuff.
r u shur u wont bark??? we kan change ur maind.
yesh, tell us hao u feel bowt dat!
hao doz ai noez wut iz down dere?!
A very confused pug attempts to keep her composure while a bothersome man pesters her with incessant questions.
we hab sum fings we need to diskuss!